Flight 515.

The Singalog.

In the event of an emergency.

Oh, that was easy, says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Attached.

What’s the difference between spam and university-wide announcement e-mail? One generally gets deleted unread; the other is spam.

Where’s the beef?

How to pack the better part of a continent into your stomach on just dollars a day.

Truth in advertising.

Living with precipitation on an island where rainy days are less suited to poetry than to heavy metal.

On the blink.

The Internet and sleep tend to be at cross purposes.

Prologue.

Going abroad always starts with confusion at the international check-in counter.